kim-kartrashcan:

I mean…I’d be concerned too

(Source: twitter.com, via thatsthat24)

fruitsgood:

vanguardwolves:

fruitsgood:

mikudad:

ppl who ‘want horror movies to stop being made because all the good ones have already been made’ are fucking fools and I’ll kick their asses

why make any more moviea at all? after watching rugrats in Paris i don’t need to see anything else.

This but unironically.

I’ll kill you for accusing me of irony

(Source: sacredtome, via shitboy96)

opcsdtv:

“Do you have any special skills?”

I can turn a simple task into a month long cycle of procrastination and disappointment

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targuzzler:

acoolguy:

everyone says peanut butter is made of peanuts but have you ever seen peanuts be made into it??

feel the same about arizona ice tea. arizona’s still there so what the fuck

(via slimedealer)

fucksiobhan:

New mutuals who arent used to the fuck nonsense i post vs. seasoned mutuals whom accept they dont ever know whats happening

(Source: shuhvon, via frawgs)

daftplunk:

sadney:

Oof…. more like daddy binks…. right ladies

i know it’s only 3 pm but goodnight

(Source: lover-dear, via frawgs)

dendropsyche:

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

(via thebootydiaries)

officiallordvetinari:

sansastarkofficial:

i had no fucking clue until yesterday that jeb bush’s name isn’t fucking jeb those are his initials. john ellis bush. yes just like fucking GOB/george oscar bluth on arrested development good fucking god

‘Jeb Bush’ is equivalent to ‘ATM machine’

(Source: misatobestgirl, via katedemedici)

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rapewhistled:

she said spank me and i slapped her with the word of the lord

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